Camp Sites

 Welcome to the Best Damn Farm Stay on the River!

We are officially rated Star Hosts on Hipcamp, which basically means we’ve mastered the art of outdoor hospitality (and we have really clean toilets). Whether you want to park your rig or disappear into the woods, we’ve got the perfect spot for you:

• 3 Waterfront RV/Tent Sites (For those who like their nature with wheels attached).

• 6 Dispersed, Private, Primitive Tent Sites (For those who want absolute peace, quiet, and zero neighbors).

• The Essentials Fresh potable water and a sparkling clean outhouse (maintained by our awesome live-in caretaker so it’s never scary).

The Homestead Experience (Animal Cuddles Included)

Our land is a living, breathing working farm and yes, you can pet the locals! Come say hi to our attention-loving Kune Kune pigs, friendly sheep, ducks, chickens, and our famously well-dressed rooster, Feather Boots.

The Best Part: Depending on when you visit, you can grab fresh orchard fruits, garden veggies, and farm-fresh eggs right from the source. Breakfast is officially decided.

Free Kayaking & River Adventures

We love getting people on the water! Your stay includes FREE use of our inflatable kayaks during the summer. The river is perfect for floating, relaxing, or trying to catch your dinner (salmon and steelhead fish right from the bank!).

⚠️ Safety First, Friends: The river is swift, so life jackets are mandatory. Bring your own, or rent our pro safety gear at checkout so you don't become a funny story we tell future guests. (Note: Water activities are strictly closed in the spicy winter months).

Premium Privacy & A Caretaker Superhero

Every single site has been meticulously picked to give you jaw-dropping river views without staring at your neighbor. Plus, our full-time, live-in caretaker makes sure the grounds are spotless and is always around if you have a question or accidently break your favorite camp chair.

Wild, But Not Too Wild: Free Wi-Fi!

Want to enjoy the great outdoors but still need to flex your camping photos on Instagram? We’ve got you covered with Free High-Speed Wi-Fi across most of the property.

Pristine star-gazing, friendly pigs, free water sports, and Wi-Fi. What are you waiting for? Book your spot!

Free kayaks?! Heck yes.

But before we hand over the paddles, we need you to sign this waiver proving you understand that water is wet and gravity is real. Check out the official paperwork here so we can get you out on the river (and keep our lawyers sleeping soundly at night)! 

Coming Soon! 

We’re Upgrading Your Wilderness Survival Status!

Because we love you and want you to stay forever (well...maybe not FOREVER), we are actively building some massive upgrades. 

Coming soon to a campsite near you:

Two Flavors of Showers (Indoor & Outdoor): Wash off the river mud using the power of the sun! Go "Outdoor" if you want to bathe like a majestic woodland nymph, or "Indoor" if you prefer your hygiene without an audience of curious pigs.

Laundry Facilities: Because eventually, you’re going to run out of clean underwear, and the sheep are starting to judge your smell.

The Backyard Olympics Section: We’re adding Horseshoes, Volleyball, and Giant Jenga (the game where everyone wins until a solid block of wood crushes your toe).

Stay tuned—your camping trip is about to get a whole lot fancier!